II. Jesus got through life by answering surveys.

1. DREAM NICKNAME:

Ilsa. Bwhahaha.


2. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE?

The pursuit of happiness.

3. I USUALLY SMELL LIKE:

Rust and/or stardust.


4. WHAT MOVIE BEST DESCRIBES YOUR SEXUAL POWERS?

What kind of question is this?

5. CURRENT CELLPHONE RINGTONE:

I dunno what it’s called. My phone’s prehistoric.


7. FAVORITE STORES IN THE MALL:

National Bookstore, Powerbooks, Book Sale. You mean there are others?


8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:

Is when you find yourself in the middle of a large group of people or a party and you know you don’t really belong there and that you shouldn’t be there, really. But when you try to think about where you would rather be, you come up with thin air.


9. FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING:

How long it’ll take me to brush my teeth.


10. MOST EMBARASSING CD IN YOUR COLLECTION:

The party CD. It’s got Nelly and Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. The whole gang. I dunno whose is it.


11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME:

I'm not into counting unhatched eggs, thank you.

12. FAVORITE BAD GUY/S:

James Dean, Tommy Lee, Johnny Depp, Humphrey Bogart

13. BY CHOICE, A TIME MACHINE WILL TAKE YOU WHEN AND WHERE?

1970’s, wherever.


14. IF SOMEONE WAS MADE RULER OF THE WORLD (dead or alive), WHO SHOULD IT BE?

Michael Jackson. He already is, anyway.


15. FAVORITE "SURVIVOR" CHARACTER EVER:

I don’t even watch Survivor.


17. TV SHOWs THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH?

Everybody Loves Raymond, The Late Night Show w/ Jon Stewart, Distraction, Sex in the City, Friends, Saturday Night Live, anything featuring Paris Hilton is bound to be funny.


20. PEOPLE WILL BE SURPRISED THAT I LIKE:

The song Stars are Blind by Paris Hilton. Right.

21. ESTIMATED NUMBER OF TIMES YOU EVER PUKED
FROM ALCOHOL:

Roughly 31 times. I really don't keep count.


22. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

All I want for Christmas is you. Hahaha. Nah. What I REALLY want is the Ariel collection by Sylvia Plath, a notebook, and a dishwasher.


23. WHAT'S GONNA BE YOUR WEDDING SONG?

I used to want it to be Real Love by the Beatles. But now, I’m thinking maybe I’d just want a poem read to me. Everyone else has been singing songs.


24. DESCRIBE YOUR TYPICAL SATURDAY NIGHT IN VIVID DETAIL:

Gadzooks! In vivid detail?! I’d rather not, thank you very much.


25. WHAT SONG ALWAYS GETS YOU IN A ROMANTIC MOOD?

Dancing with Myself by Billy Idol