Unlikely Unicef Model

I roughly weigh 100lbs now. At the rate I'm going, I'll be overweight and will develop ulcer in the very, very near future.

This job is slowly killing me. Lunch at 3pm. Deranged gibberish 8 hours a day. Colleagues who drive me to the point of insanity.

But then again, I'd rather have this than a Chiquita-splendored lifestyle.