Urban Legends

Some of the most outstanding slips we've heard this year (so far)

1. " I took nursing. Suddenly, i'm not graduated." (the f...?!)

2. "I gave birth ON my first son." (scary shit)

3. "I stopped school and go to Japan."

4. "I am getting along with the building."(when asked if they knew where the site was located)

5. "Wait, I am in my pen." (overthrowing all laws of physics and chemistry)

6.Me : "How did you learn about Convergys?"

Dumbass: "Convergys is the best!"

7. "I can adjust my body temperature to the shifting schedules."

8. "I am a potato couch person."

9. "I landed on Infonxx." (hey...)

10. "I am aging right now."

11. "grave shift yard" (jesus)

12.Me: "How would you like me to call you, sir?"

Dumbass:768...

And who could forget the "All-Around Communication Specialist?" In block letters, no less.

13. Found on a resume: Mr. Helpful "beside of being busy to his work,his not used it as an excuse to help his co-worker if they needed...Be proud of him!" (I sincerely think that he made this award up.)

14. Same person: Skills- Basic knowledge in computer and dancing

15. "lucky go happy"

16."the continously fluctuation of the economy"

17. "i hung with friends."

18."i go with the mall." Paragraph reading: "frighteningly full of furl." (should be fur)"while she shits on a heated bitch" (hey, buddy!) " a very hot today." (sometimes misconstrued as 'holiday". who ) "ticky cheese" and "thicky thermometer." "basketball veterinarian." (baseball veteran) "Peter's nice" (hey...) "labs" (loves) "Aside from spending time with business."

"Northgate Tigerzone." or "Northgate Twilight Zone."

WORST: Converted Building